A New Store in Generic Town is almost Open!

As of yesterday evening, a new store is seven days away from opening in the Generic Shopping Plaza in Generic Town! Curious residents have come from all over generic town to see what this new shop is going to be. Some have speculated that it will be a restaurant while others assumed it would be a clothing store. As of right now, it is uncertain what the store actually will be.

However, there have been warnings given to the residents of Generic Town that there is a lot of ice in the parking lot where the new store will be and to be very careful around that area. As one old resident put it, That ice, it'll make you slip when you least expect it! People need to be careful this time of year and not go slipping around and injuring themselves, it's a horrible injury that can easily be avoided with just a little bit of caution!


Weather Report 1/26/2021

In accordance with the safety announcement for the residents of Generic Town, Generic Weather Channel stated that the next few days are going to be frigid with near freezing temperatures ranging from a low of 12 degrees to a high of 29 degrees. Residents should take a heavy coat with them if they go outside and to avoid being outside for too long if they don't want to freeze. Wind is at a low of five miles per hour and is expected to stay that way for the next day or two. Light snows are to be expected during the night with a total of about two inches of snow covering the ground.

To go back to Generic News Source's main page, click HERE.